CyberSpaceKing© edicts.
The CyberSpaceKing© is always being worshiped by his loyal followers and sometimes the constant attention can be quite a challenge. Being a diety is a tremendous responsibility what with all the adoring fans, the requests for salvation and the constant whinning of those in pain seeking comfort. Those who would worship the CyberSpaceKing© must learn to have lower expectations of my devine powers and they should be grateful that I pay any attention at all to their insignifigant existence. Additionaly followers should never ask the CyberSpaceKing© to provide them with evidence of his godly powers the CyberSpaceKing© will decide when and where to display his awesome power and it is not wise to waste it on mere mortals.
