the CyberSpaceKing©

worship me, pay tribute by sending cash!

Worship me it's simple, safe and easy.

In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers.
Why not simplify your life by worshiping
the CyberspaceKing©?

the CyberSpaceKing
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Wed, March 7 2007 » Worship Me

4 Responses

  1. Jimmy Smitmeister March 8 2007 @ 11:49 pm

    I’ve been searching for a god, such as you. It has been a struggle finding solace in this scary world, but knowing the Cyberspaceking is looking over me for only a few bucks a week, is indeed comforting. Thank-you CSK!

  2. cyberspaceking March 9 2007 @ 12:29 am

    Jimmy
    You are welcome.
    Remember you only need to send as much cash as you feel comfortable sending. The CyberSpaceKing© will never tell you how much to pay or how often you should pay tribute. It’s completely up to you but more is always better.
    Isn’t it great to have a diety that you can correspond with directly? I am here to help.

  3. Jimmy Smitmeister March 9 2007 @ 1:36 am

    Will you be annointing any saints? If so, I would like to apply for saintlyness status. What does it cost?

  4. cyberspaceking March 9 2007 @ 2:23 am

    Jimmy
    I am sorry but the CyberSpaceKing© pantheon has room for only one diety. I’m afraid if you want to achieve saintly status you will have to do so via martyrdom through one of those complicated expensive and confusing traditional religions.

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